Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Just puked most of my soul out..
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Randomize
