did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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