I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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