rhymes with "ouble enetration"
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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