Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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