whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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