Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I need a burrito and a hug.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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