I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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