too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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