While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
