after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
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