Pants 0. Shit 1.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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