new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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