Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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