if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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