windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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