When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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