Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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