Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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