Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
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