She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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