sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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