Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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