He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
