Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Blood and glitter go together right?
She's laying here with her head in my lap stoned, eating Doritos, whining about her boyfriend, and listening to Cher. Fuck the friend zone.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Randomize
