I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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