And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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