haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
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