Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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