You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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