The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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