You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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