Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
no. you can't hotbox the world.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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