he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Was having relations of the behind variety with my girlfriend. Based on where we were at I could see myself in the bathroom mirror. You know I did the Patrick Bateman point and wink at the mirror and turned on sissudio by Phil Collins.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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