definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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