I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
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