I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
I'm drive I can fine osifer
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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