she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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