Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
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