I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Send help, water and tortillas.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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