ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
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