At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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