once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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