we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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