If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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