The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
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