i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
she looked like the before picture.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Randomize
