She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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