I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Randomize
