you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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