The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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